Laughter Overdose

  Don't Let Laughter Kill You   THE ABSOLUTE EXACTITUDES OF ENGLISH GRAMMAR. God bless this wonderful Mr Otunne) This happened in England. HILARIOUS Interviewer 1: So, Mr Otunne, imagine you get into the market to buy something and your customer... Mr Otunne:   My customer? I should be the customer, not the other way round, sir. A person who buys something from a shop is a customer. Interviewer 1: That does not matter, just listen. Mr Otunne: It matters sir. If I am to answer correctly, I need to understand you well. Interviewer 1: As I was saying, if you go to the market and you see... Mr Otunne: I'm afraid there is something wrong with this construction, sir. I did not go to any market... Interviewer 2: Young man   let him finish, he is trying to create an imaginary situation. Mr Otunne: Yes, I know, that is why I said something is wrong with the construction. Since the sentence is conditional, as indicated by the use of 'if', the v...